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Website back from the (briefly) dead, get on discord if you havnt been here a while....thats my 2022 post done i guess <8
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Happy Halloween 2021! Well yesterday anyway...
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15 Jul : 20:27

How is this website still going?! Haven't used the email I think I would have registered with this for over a decade yet this site's still here. Amazing. Talon
Fox
13 Jun : 19:48

Haha, you legends.
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2020 wassup!

we outta corona lockdown soon...
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Kingy - done
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GET YOUR ASS TO MARS.... DISCORD! -link-
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WTF is this LOL! Why are there new chatbox posts!
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19 Jun : 13:46

YO YO YO!
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17 Mar : 20:02

Who's the admin? Can we get horny_sami reinstated on the members list? =D

2017
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02 Feb : 03:38

the yearly chatbox post!
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05 Jan : 15:27

Miss these days man, coming on here daily!
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What's up my fellow clanbums anyone remember me and how comes im not on the clanbum member list pretty damn upset tbh
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15 Oct : 11:50

<8
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30 May : 22:28

reminds me of the college days! ppl remember me
Kingy
17 Apr : 13:17

what is everyone up to now?

I have finished uni and working now. The last time I played CS I was still in school haha
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Continuing the 1 post per year tradition


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Bungle
Sun Feb 13 2005, 11:26AM Quote
That's Mr.Bungle to you

Joined: Wed Jan 07 2004, 09:22AM
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w00t, i can understand a very little of the convo lol. just learned about Asynchronos connections at col i'm becomming smart ^^

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Rane
Sun Feb 13 2005, 01:31PM Quote
The One

Registered Member #32
Joined: Fri Jan 09 2004, 02:14PM
Location: Lost on the internet...
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Fuck YOU Rascal. Monkeyplebs own you, and yes I do know what you were on about and yes I do understand and yes you have a little penis and yes I win the prize and yes you lose the prize and yes fuck YOU.

I'll insult who I want when I want thankyou very much...

Image: http://www.stu4rt.net/mo/images/monkeypleb.JPG

That, for all of you who don't know, is a monkeypleb.

Chill out Rascal you wankstain, smoke some of this shit.

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Bungle
Sun Feb 13 2005, 02:33PM Quote
That's Mr.Bungle to you

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erm.. rane... go shag a camel?

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Rane
Sun Feb 13 2005, 03:34PM Quote
The One

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I'd rather not O_o

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Trust Google



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Rascal
Sun Feb 13 2005, 08:09PM Quote


Location: UK
posts 540
"I'll insult who I want when I want thankyou very much."

Isn't that just plain hypocrasy? And since you understand what that conversation was about, perhaps you'd like to explain? Go on, I'm intrigued. Without making a joke out of it please explain to me what Syncronous CA is.

"They'll be sorry. They'll be sorry if I die - except that I can't. Whatever you do it ends up raining. What's it all for? What's the point of it all? And if it hasn't got a point, what's the point of that?" - Monkey

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Brendakov
Sun Feb 13 2005, 11:48PM Quote

Joined: Wed Jan 07 2004, 09:17PM
Location: Right up inside you boy!
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/me reads up on google responses to look for similarities
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Rascal
Mon Feb 14 2005, 05:19PM Quote


Location: UK
posts 540
doubt it will be on google tbh.

"They'll be sorry. They'll be sorry if I die - except that I can't. Whatever you do it ends up raining. What's it all for? What's the point of it all? And if it hasn't got a point, what's the point of that?" - Monkey

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Rane
Mon Feb 14 2005, 07:09PM Quote
The One

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yer I know, I checked

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Stu4rt
Wed Feb 16 2005, 12:07AM Quote
Rascals Bitch

Joined: Wed Jan 07 2004, 04:18PM
Location: London, Land of Ninjas, Lasers and Gold!
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this thread started as an irc joke.. hence the 'LOL' name.. please stop fighting you little tarts

It's like theres a party in my mouth, and everyones throwing up.
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mbikerdav
Fri Mar 04 2005, 08:29AM Quote

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Rascal pwns j00 with his uber clogs



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Rane
Sat Mar 05 2005, 10:39AM Quote
The One

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lol dav I never get bored of that flash vid in your comment

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Rane
Sat Mar 05 2005, 10:39AM Quote
The One

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I mean sig* :/

(soz for double post)

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Rascal
Thu Mar 31 2005, 07:20PM Quote


Location: UK
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[19:45] *** #clanbum: Rasc Claire +smokeyyy @Brendakov|AFK +TOiRRR[off] @Q +BUMbot +Talo^N
[19:45] *** Mode change "+o Rasc" for channel #clanbum by Q.
[19:45] *** #clanbum was created on Sat Aug 28 11:59:25 2004.
[19:47] Claire: hii
[19:49] Rasc: lo
[19:49] Rasc: ive told u before...stop folloeing me...im married
[19:50] *** Paulhax has joined #clanbum.
[19:50] Rasc: u got great tits, but thats just not enough for me anymore.....ive grown up
[19:50] Paulhax: thanks
[19:50] Paulhax:
[19:50] Rasc: i need more froma relationship
[19:50] Talo^N: rofl
[19:50] Rasc: im just not ready for a heavy commitment
[19:50] * Talo^N drugs Rasc
[19:50] Talo^N: hes all urs
[19:51] Rasc: and i don t have enough pancake mix for 2 people
[19:51] Claire: lol
[19:53] *** Paulhax is ~conroy2k3@82-33-128-154.cable.ubr01.wiga.blueyonder.co.uk (Paul Conroy)
[19:53] *** Paulhax is on: #clanbum #Accused-cs @#Tempest4 +#32bit @#kia.team +#vpwar +#tag #[rfc]
[19:53] *** Paulhax is using *.quakenet.org QuakeNet IRC Server
[19:53] *** Paulhax has been idle 1 minutes, signed on at Thu Mar 31 19:36:23 2005
[19:53] *** End of /WHOIS.
[19:53] Rasc: so
[19:53] Rasc: who the fuck is paulhax
[19:53] Rasc: hmm hang on...
[19:53] Claire: martin
[19:53] Claire: aka sainteh
[19:53] Rasc: hi paulhax, who are you?
[19:53] Rasc: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[19:53] Rasc: now i knoe
[19:53] Rasc: hmmm
[19:53] Rasc: second time ive done an e instead of w
[19:53] Rasc: :S
[19:54] Rasc: fuck me.....i think i swallowed a happy pill again :S
[19:54] Claire: lol
[19:54] *** Mode change "+v Claire" for channel #clanbum by Rasc.
[19:55] Claire: tankya
[19:55] Claire: martin dnt deserve one
[19:56] Rasc: indeed....hence he aint got one
[19:57] Rasc: although.....hes been the fourth wall round here for a while
[19:57] Rasc: (its just an expression)
[19:57] Rasc: (i made it up just now)
[19:57] Rasc: (if u dont get it i cba to explain)
[19:57] Claire: lolz
[19:57] Rasc: (it aint that good anyway)
[19:57] Claire: it probs dunt mean anything lol
[19:57] Rasc: it means something
[19:58] Rasc: now, wheres my magic goat?
[19:58] Rasc: BILLLLLEHHHH!!!!!
[19:58] Rasc: BILLLLLEHHHH!!!!!
[19:58] Rasc: BILLLLLEHHHH!!!!!
[19:58] * Claire passes Rasc his magic goat
[19:58] * Rasc takes the magic goat
[19:58] Rasc:
[19:59] Claire: what you been smokin? or sniffin? lol
[20:00] Rasc: nothin
[20:00] Rasc: sober as u like
[20:00] Claire: lol kk
[20:00] Rasc: worrying eh
[20:00] Claire: just hyper?
[20:00] Paulhax:
[20:00] *** Paulhax is now known as Sainteh.
[20:00] Rasc: just stupid
[20:00] Rasc: and i need a shit
[20:00] Rasc: maybe my shit it toxic....
[20:01] Rasc: and making me ill
[20:01] Rasc: AGGGHH
get it outtt!!!!

[20:01] Claire: wonderful lol
[20:01] * Rasc runs off for a toxic poo
[20:01] Sainteh: and you call me crude
[20:01] Claire: hmm lol
[20:01] Claire: i know lol he never normally like this:P
[20:02] Claire: you always say you're off for a tomtit or sommat tho which is disgusting too lol
[20:02] Talo^N: rofl
[20:02] * Talo^N wishes he hadnt read the last page of convo
[20:02] Claire: lmao
[20:02] Rasc: its a guy thing
[20:02] Claire: ul
[20:02] Sainteh: yeh Rasc
[20:02] Rasc: ill explain.....there is a genuine explanation
[20:03] Claire: i noticed...
[20:03] Claire: rasc take deep breaths
[20:03] Rasc: if a guy leaves the room..a woman ALWAYS asks where hes goin or where hes been
[20:03] Rasc: men dont ask women
[20:03] Claire: i dont tho!! lol
[20:03] Rasc: thats why we always tell u
[20:03] Rasc: its a general point
[20:03] Talo^N: if i women leaves a room,,, and comes back without a beer for you, she shud be burnt on a stake
[20:03] Rasc: i cant help it if u r a deviant
[20:03] Claire: but if i dont ask clearly i dnt wanna know? lol
[20:04] Claire: Talo^N if i knew you id slap you for that comment
[20:04] Rasc: i wasnt talkig to u
[20:04] Rasc: i was telling talon
[20:04] Sainteh: well you probably moan if we dont tell you so we on the safe side
[20:04] * Talo^N slaps self
[20:04] Rasc: talon looks after my poo calendar
[20:04] Claire: lol kk Rasc
[20:04] Talo^N: aye
[20:04] Talo^N: ur down for a wet one at 4pm 2moro
[20:04] Rasc: keeps it all in a 'log' book
[20:04] * Claire slaps Sainteh
[20:04] Claire: EWW Talo^N
[20:05] Claire: omg change of conversation!!
[20:05] * Sainteh slaps Claire
[20:05] Claire: and Rasc that was a very poor joke
[20:05] Talo^N: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo periods eih?
[20:05] Rasc: yer
[20:05] * Claire slaps Sainteh
[20:05] * Talo^N slaps Sainteh around a bit with a large trout
[20:05] * Sainteh punches Claire
[20:05] Rasc: apparantly its only an egg cupfull of blood each time
[20:05] Talo^N: THINK OF THE CHILDREN"!
[20:05] Claire: want me to respond with one martin?
[20:05] Rasc: but its watered down
[20:05] Claire: lol shuddup
[20:06] Sainteh: not really
[20:06] Claire: then dnt punch me cos you know i hurt you last time i did lol
[20:06] Rasc: martin....u fuckin claire?
[20:06] Claire: xcuse me? lol
[20:06] Rasc: shhh...man talk
[20:06] Claire: no hes not lol
[20:06] Sainteh: nah she wishes i was though... but dont tell her
[20:06] Rasc: k fella
[20:06] Talo^N: lol
[20:06] Claire: hah martin not
[20:07] Rasc: (really am rofling)
[20:07] Sainteh: see, she wont admit it
[20:07] Claire: dnt need you got ya best mate
[20:07] Sainteh: sent me a text t'other day saying she wanted meh body etc
[20:07] Talo^N: tied up in the cupboard?
[20:07] Rasc: u r fuckin his best mate?
[20:07] Rasc: bit harsh
[20:07] Claire: lol Rasc
[20:07] Sainteh: we both doin her
[20:07] Sainteh: he dont know i am though
[20:07] Claire: martin you dream that one?
[20:08] Claire: lol rasc
[20:08] Claire: im goin out with his best mate
[20:08] Sainteh: pfft, none of these know who dcoder is
[20:08] Claire: i know lol
[20:08] Sainteh: whilst shaggin me
[20:08] Claire: martin keep dreamin
[20:08] Sainteh: keep denying it and you wont get it again
[20:09] Claire: fine lol
[20:09] Claire: you can still keep dreamin
[20:09] Claire: Rasc you know who Dcoder is dnt ya?
[20:09] Rasc: i know dcoder
[20:09] Claire: thought so lol
[20:09] Claire: that his best mate lol
[20:09] Rasc: he was round here last night...begging for bread again
[20:09] Sainteh: well you not supposed to bring it up that i been shaggin claire whilst he been away so tell him if ya want
[20:09] Rasc: fucking pikey
[20:10] Rasc: i thought he was at uni?
[20:10] Sainteh: he in spain
[20:10] Rasc: not in jail
[20:10] Sainteh: he in jail? :o
[20:10] Sainteh: wouldnt supprise meh
[20:10] Sainteh: really
[20:10] Rasc: yer yer....thats just what his family tell ya
[20:10] Rasc: he went down for fraud
[20:10] Sainteh: deffo wouldnt supprise meh
[20:11] Rasc: he was pretending he gave claire an orgasm
[20:11] Talo^N: wheeeeeennnnnnn your in prsion be sure to keep your back agianst the waaaaaaalllllllllllllllllll
[20:11] * Talo^N sings
[20:11] Sainteh: ahhh
[20:11] Sainteh: ant would probably have his ass showin to everyone
[20:11] Claire: oi!
[20:11] Rasc: lol
[20:11] Claire: xcuse you lol
[20:11] Sainteh: well he would
[20:11] Rasc: singing nirvana
[20:11] Rasc:
[20:11] Talo^N: nirvana? nirvnaa are shyte
[20:12] Rasc: @rape me'
[20:12] Sainteh: ok
[20:12] Claire: only cos you want him martin lol and you jealous
[20:12] Sainteh:
[20:12] Talo^N: sublime - date rape
[20:12] Rasc: :o
[20:12] Talo^N: now thats a t00n
[20:12] Rasc: daffy?
[20:12] Sainteh: LMAO claire, who would want that fat bastard apart from you?
[20:12] Rasc: wtf has a duck got to do with anal?
[20:12] Sainteh: god, he gets ripped
[20:12] Rasc:
[20:13] Sainteh: daffy gives it good mebbe Rasc?
[20:13] Claire: martin you're so harsh
[20:13] Rasc: hmmm
[20:13] Rasc: oi
[20:13] Rasc: u stole my word
[20:13] Sainteh: you know i only messin
[20:13] Talo^N: sorry let me get this right...
[20:13] Rasc: i invented it
[20:13] Talo^N: Rasc is being bummed by daffy duck?
[20:13] Rasc: no
[20:13] Rasc: daffy is in jail with dcoder
[20:13] Sainteh: yeh, correct
[20:14] Rasc: no fuckin way anything can go up my arse right now..
[20:14] Rasc: something has to give first
[20:14] Sainteh: LMAO !!!
[20:14] Talo^N: lmao
[20:14] Rasc: anyone got a stick?
[20:14] Claire: wonderful
[20:14] Sainteh: [20:14] no fuckin way anything can go up my arse right now..
[20:14] Talo^N: ROFL
[20:14] Talo^N: so crude
[20:14] Sainteh: gotta be a quit message
[20:14] Claire: martin stop! lol
[20:14] Sainteh: [20:14] no fuckin way anything can go up my arse right now..
[20:14] Sainteh: [20:14] no fuckin way anything can go up my arse right now..
[20:14] Sainteh: [20:14] no fuckin way anything can go up my arse right now..
[20:14] Sainteh: [20:14] no fuckin way anything can go up my arse right now..
[20:14] Sainteh: [20:14] no fuckin way anything can go up my arse right now..
[20:14] Sainteh: just to annoy claire
[20:14] Sainteh:
[20:14] * Claire slaps Sainteh around a bit with a large trout
[20:14] * Claire slaps Sainteh around a bit with a large trout
[20:14] * Claire slaps Sainteh around a bit with a large trout
[20:14] * Claire slaps Sainteh around a bit with a large trout
[20:15] * Claire slaps Sainteh around a bit with a large trout
[20:15] Talo^N: [20:14] no fuckin way anything can go up my arse right now.. [amsg]
[20:15] * Claire slaps Sainteh around a bit with a large trout
[20:15] Talo^N: hahahaha
[20:15] * Claire slaps Talo^N around a bit with a large trout

"They'll be sorry. They'll be sorry if I die - except that I can't. Whatever you do it ends up raining. What's it all for? What's the point of it all? And if it hasn't got a point, what's the point of that?" - Monkey

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Bungle
Fri Apr 01 2005, 06:14PM Quote
That's Mr.Bungle to you

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posts 383
that is some pretty fucked up shit lol. strange child rasc

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Sat Apr 02 2005, 09:39AM Quote
The One

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toxic shit

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