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Fox
13 Jun : 19:48

Haha, you legends.

Kingy
13 Jun : 16:21

2020 wassup!

we outta corona lockdown soon...

Brendakov
06 Jul : 21:00

Kingy - done

MiG
06 Jul : 20:53

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS.... DISCORD! -link-

Brendakov
06 Jul : 20:46

WTF is this LOL! Why are there new chatbox posts!

MIP
19 Jun : 13:46

YO YO YO!

Kingy
17 Mar : 20:02

Who's the admin? Can we get horny_sami reinstated on the members list? =D

2017

Seven
02 Feb : 03:38

the yearly chatbox post!

MIP
05 Jan : 15:27

Miss these days man, coming on here daily!

Kingy
12 Nov : 15:40

shout out to maisieeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Seven
13 Oct : 23:17

never die.

original hopper
19 Feb : 16:46

What's up my fellow clanbums anyone remember me and how comes im not on the clanbum member list pretty damn upset tbh

mbikerdav
15 Oct : 11:50

MIP
30 May : 22:28

reminds me of the college days! ppl remember me

Kingy
17 Apr : 13:17

what is everyone up to now?

I have finished uni and working now. The last time I played CS I was still in school haha

mbikerdav
30 Mar : 22:39

Continuing the 1 post per year tradition

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G@|2Y

Sun Aug 01 2004, 11:10AM

Registered Member #72
Joined Sun Jan 25 2004, 02:10PM
posts 207

[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"

Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "***!?"

[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire

**Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "***?"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire

[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandalf: "***?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "Pwned!"

[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: "Shrooms!"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"

[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"

[at Weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"

**the black riders attack
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "***"
Frodo has left the server
**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "***... hax!"
**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "

[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "Firewall?"

**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt"

[at the Council of Elrond]
Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"
**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: "**sigh, noob"

[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
Frodo: "sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"

[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"

[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"

[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"

**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well
Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!"
**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "d'oh"
**The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "***?"
Aragorn: "***?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned"!
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli: "Foos!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"
**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks
Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"
**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"
**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog
Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
Balrog: "***?"
Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balrog: "Sif, noob"
**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf
Gandalf: "D'oh"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected

[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]
**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel
Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"

[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"
uruk hai: "leet!"

[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]
**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him
Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ** hax can fight teh boss!"
Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
Frodo: "STFU noob"
Frodo has left the server
Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!"

**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
**Aragorn comes across the battle
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"
Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
**Aragorn goes to Boromir
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"

[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him]
Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!"
Sam: "Sif!"
Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!"

http://www.stu4rt.net/gary_sig.jpg

Riot

Sun Aug 01 2004, 01:46PM

Registered Member #186
Joined: Thu Apr 22 2004, 09:24PM
Location: Essex
posts 138

lol i cant even b assed to read thru all that

-Talon-

Sun Aug 01 2004, 03:15PM

Registered Member #180
Joined: Sun Apr 18 2004, 07:47PM
posts 273

hahaha that thing Owns, seen it a few times. makes me laugh everytime

Lifes a bitch, F*Ck it hard

timmy

Sun Aug 01 2004, 04:29PM

Registered Member #232
Joined: Mon Jul 05 2004, 01:46AM
posts 74

owns OWNS.i have just wasted 5 minutes of my life never to be gotten back

that is quite simply the worst thing i have ever seen

i liked reading about the different poos u have more

Im Doing 100 On The Highway, So If You Do the Speedlimit Get The Fuck Out Of My Way

Stu4rt

Sun Aug 01 2004, 04:58PM

Rascals Bitch

Joined: Wed Jan 07 2004, 04:18PM
Location: London, Land of Ninjas, Lasers and Gold!
posts 538

what the fuck?!? that makes no sense... lol gary way to post a giant lead of shite

It's like theres a party in my mouth, and everyones throwing up.

Brendakov

Sun Aug 01 2004, 06:39PM

Joined: Wed Jan 07 2004, 09:17PM
Location: Right up inside you boy!
posts 1215

lol

I agree... kinda funny but i stopped reading after about 6 sections...

Rascal

Sun Aug 01 2004, 06:47PM

Location: UK
posts 540

lord of my fucking colon.

"They'll be sorry. They'll be sorry if I die - except that I can't. Whatever you do it ends up raining. What's it all for? What's the point of it all? And if it hasn't got a point, what's the point of that?" - Monkey

G@|2Y

Mon Aug 02 2004, 06:14PM

Registered Member #72
Joined: Sun Jan 25 2004, 02:10PM
posts 207

Brendakov wrote: ...
lol

I agree... kinda funny but i stopped reading after about 6 sections...

lies!

http://www.stu4rt.net/gary_sig.jpg

Brendakov

Tue Aug 03 2004, 12:17AM

Joined: Wed Jan 07 2004, 09:17PM
Location: Right up inside you boy!
posts 1215

ok...2

Rane

Tue Aug 03 2004, 02:49PM

The One

Registered Member #32
Joined: Fri Jan 09 2004, 02:14PM
Location: Lost on the internet...
posts 302

lol, they've even nerd-ified Lord Of The Rings...

Stu4rt

Tue Aug 03 2004, 06:36PM

Rascals Bitch

Joined: Wed Jan 07 2004, 04:18PM
Location: London, Land of Ninjas, Lasers and Gold!
posts 538

if anyone finds that irc convo about harry potter, where they replace the word 'wand' with 'wang' througout the book, please post it here

It's like theres a party in my mouth, and everyones throwing up.

Reef

Wed Aug 04 2004, 12:02AM

Joined: Wed Feb 18 2004, 11:35PM
posts 81

nice pic there stu, showing ur feminin side?

Yup, i am still alive

Spike

Fri Aug 06 2004, 03:31PM

Registered Member #29
Joined: Thu Jan 08 2004, 06:10PM
Location: Denmark, Bornholm
posts 145

Rofl! Imagine that they had made the movie like that!

Forum: "You are not allowed to edit your own post."
Me: "Wtf?"

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Spike: My Name
Fox: No shit Sherlock.

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