ClanBUM: Forums / Whatever... / [poll] How would you like to die?

How is this website still going?! Haven't used the email I think I would have registered with this for over a decade yet this site's still here. Amazing. Talon

Fox
13 Jun : 19:48

Haha, you legends.

Kingy
13 Jun : 16:21

2020 wassup!

we outta corona lockdown soon...

Brendakov
06 Jul : 21:00

Kingy - done

MiG
06 Jul : 20:53

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS.... DISCORD! -link-

Brendakov
06 Jul : 20:46

WTF is this LOL! Why are there new chatbox posts!

MIP
19 Jun : 13:46

YO YO YO!

Kingy
17 Mar : 20:02

Who's the admin? Can we get horny_sami reinstated on the members list? =D

2017

Seven
02 Feb : 03:38

the yearly chatbox post!

MIP
05 Jan : 15:27

Miss these days man, coming on here daily!

Kingy
12 Nov : 15:40

shout out to maisieeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Seven
13 Oct : 23:17

never die.

original hopper
19 Feb : 16:46

What's up my fellow clanbums anyone remember me and how comes im not on the clanbum member list pretty damn upset tbh

mbikerdav
15 Oct : 11:50

MIP
30 May : 22:28

reminds me of the college days! ppl remember me

Kingy
17 Apr : 13:17

what is everyone up to now?

I have finished uni and working now. The last time I played CS I was still in school haha

mbikerdav
30 Mar : 22:39

Continuing the 1 post per year tradition

View all posts (2601)

tablerender(strftime("%B %Y", $display_date), mini_calendar(mktime(0, 0, 0, date(n, $display_date), 1, date(y, $display_date)))); ?>

How would you like to be killed?

POLL_16412

ClanBUM -> Forums -> Whatever...

<< Previous thread | Next thread >>

[poll] How would you like to die?

Moderators: Rascal, Bungle, MiG, Brendakov.

Go to page Previous -1-2

Author

Post

Stu4rt

Mon May 24 2004, 07:45PM

Rascals Bitch

Joined: Wed Jan 07 2004, 04:18PM
Location: London, Land of Ninjas, Lasers and Gold!
posts 538

feet first :S i wouldnt mind head first...
i wouldnt mind being shagged to death, by giant cave women

It's like theres a party in my mouth, and everyones throwing up.

Brendakov

Mon May 24 2004, 10:48PM

Joined: Wed Jan 07 2004, 09:17PM
Location: Right up inside you boy!
posts 1215

cave woman = extra hairy and ape like

Fox

Mon May 24 2004, 11:54PM

Mac10 Master

Registered Member #21
Joined: Wed Jan 07 2004, 09:00PM
Location: UK - Birmingham
posts 460

Is that so.. Even with this in mind? (Assume its their idea of foreplay

)

Image: http://www.lunarloony.com/graphics/art/cavewoman.jpg

Sigs - http://www.tckteam.com/pa/fox.html <old|new> http://www.tckteam.com/paclan/sigs4.html
----
March 13th - National Holiday "BUM day"
----
Reef: Killing two stones with one bird!
----

TweaK^

Tue May 25 2004, 07:05AM

Registered Member #217
Joined: Sun May 23 2004, 09:57PM
Location: London
posts 62

Thats Gotta Hurt

Spike

Tue May 25 2004, 07:31AM

Registered Member #29
Joined: Thu Jan 08 2004, 06:10PM
Location: Denmark, Bornholm
posts 145

Ouch! Owned by a Cave Woman... Thing

Forum: "You are not allowed to edit your own post."
Me: "Wtf?"

Above is a joke

Fox: What do you want in your tag?
Spike: My Name
Fox: No shit Sherlock.

v Artwork By Fox v

^ Artwork By Fox ^

Stu4rt

Tue May 25 2004, 07:53AM

Rascals Bitch

Joined: Wed Jan 07 2004, 04:18PM
Location: London, Land of Ninjas, Lasers and Gold!
posts 538

phoar!!

only kidding :S anyone seen that movie? one of the carry on films where they are sentenced to death by sex from really fit women

and they made an even funnier rip off on futurama

It's like theres a party in my mouth, and everyones throwing up.

Fox

Tue May 25 2004, 08:04AM

Mac10 Master

Registered Member #21
Joined: Wed Jan 07 2004, 09:00PM
Location: UK - Birmingham
posts 460

Yeah i think so, the jungle one right? Meh, that would seriously suck.. Big.. Fat... evil... eww

Sigs - http://www.tckteam.com/pa/fox.html <old|new> http://www.tckteam.com/paclan/sigs4.html
----
March 13th - National Holiday "BUM day"
----
Reef: Killing two stones with one bird!
----

bmxcraig

Tue May 25 2004, 10:32AM

Registered Member #211
Joined: Wed May 19 2004, 12:23PM
posts 20

id like to die playing cs lol

Spike

Tue May 25 2004, 10:56AM

Registered Member #29
Joined: Thu Jan 08 2004, 06:10PM
Location: Denmark, Bornholm
posts 145

I once saw a movie about Diet... A couple of fat doods tried out a new form of diet. They were locked in a room and some really fit horny girls dropped into the room. Of course they got some. Then after a week of this, the guys were moved to a bigger room and instead of fit women... It was BIG, FAT, UGLY, HORNY women

And they ran after all the guys... The doods ran for their life of course. Then after another week they came out really fit.

[ Edited Tue May 25 2004, 11:57AM ]

Forum: "You are not allowed to edit your own post."
Me: "Wtf?"

Above is a joke

Fox: What do you want in your tag?
Spike: My Name
Fox: No shit Sherlock.

v Artwork By Fox v

^ Artwork By Fox ^

Brendakov

Tue May 25 2004, 02:27PM

Joined: Wed Jan 07 2004, 09:17PM
Location: Right up inside you boy!
posts 1215

that has originally (well i saw it years and years ago) been portrayed in many sketches/cartoons:

img 1: fat blokes in a room for the weight loss, fit bird comes in and strips: he chases her but is too fat to catch...

img2: he returns the next day expecting the same treatment, this time its a fugly bird or some big man and is chased.

Stu4rt

Tue May 25 2004, 03:09PM

Rascals Bitch

Joined: Wed Jan 07 2004, 04:18PM
Location: London, Land of Ninjas, Lasers and Gold!
posts 538

how did this get from how you want to die to ugly men/women chasing you to make you lose weight

It's like theres a party in my mouth, and everyones throwing up.

-Talon-

Tue May 25 2004, 04:33PM

Registered Member #180
Joined: Sun Apr 18 2004, 07:47PM
posts 273

being shagged to death would be amazing, like the boat captain in GoldenEye, some festiy russain whore like that

or playing richochet

Lifes a bitch, F*Ck it hard

Spike

Tue May 25 2004, 04:39PM

Registered Member #29
Joined: Thu Jan 08 2004, 06:10PM
Location: Denmark, Bornholm
posts 145

Imagine... You fuck so much that you begin to bleed... Maybe a heartattack that never ends... Why would that be amazing... By the way, The Russian whore actually tighten her legs around his chest so that he can't breath... So being shagged to death blows.

Forum: "You are not allowed to edit your own post."
Me: "Wtf?"

Above is a joke

Fox: What do you want in your tag?
Spike: My Name
Fox: No shit Sherlock.

v Artwork By Fox v

^ Artwork By Fox ^

Fox

Tue May 25 2004, 11:02PM

Mac10 Master

Registered Member #21
Joined: Wed Jan 07 2004, 09:00PM
Location: UK - Birmingham
posts 460

Image: http://forumspam.articblue.nl/post_related/hints/images/0454.jpg

If that blows then who cares as long as the whore.. Guess everyone saw that coming.

You should know by now that you can't keep one topic per thread in these forums, its simply not possible.

Sigs - http://www.tckteam.com/pa/fox.html <old|new> http://www.tckteam.com/paclan/sigs4.html
----
March 13th - National Holiday "BUM day"
----
Reef: Killing two stones with one bird!
----

Stu4rt

Wed May 26 2004, 09:03AM

Rascals Bitch

Joined: Wed Jan 07 2004, 04:18PM
Location: London, Land of Ninjas, Lasers and Gold!
posts 538

oooohhhh the woman off golden eye with the iron legs.. thats Famke jensen, she Jean Grey in x-men omg so buff!

It's like theres a party in my mouth, and everyones throwing up.

Flaze

Wed May 26 2004, 10:39AM

Registered Member #14
Joined: Wed Jan 07 2004, 04:18PM
posts 354

worldspawn...

Go to page Previous -1-2

Site design by Rascal - v6.5 - ClanBUM 2005